Love conquers most.

While on the quest for love, albeit online, I was messaged by a seemingly nice guy.  We chatted for a little over a week, all the while asking myself, "is he for real?"  I dug deeper finding out more about him; he lived out of state, so it was definitely a no-go...  Ok, so here's what I'm getting to...when I told him that Connecticut was too far to drive to, he asked me...and I quote (and no, I'm not lying)..."Is your heart worth the travel?"  At this point I simultaneously choked on my tongue and vomited in my mouth, while trying not to wet myself laughing.  Next.