As a twenty-five year old gay man living in New Jersey, I've come to the point where my supply of men (available, and sane) has decreased considerably. What's a guy to do?...spend my Saturday nights with a tub of hummus? I think not! Anyway, being thrifty, I've turned to OkCupid to find love and affection. Easy enough, right? Wrong. Here are my issues:
1.) Let's change the sites name to Unavailable and Nineteen. I'm sorry, but when I was 19, I was not ready to settle down. Hell, I wasn't even out yet......which brings me directly to #2.
2.) Boys, boys, boys...come out, come out, wherever you are. We all have our reasons, but to still be closeted midway to 30...eek. I'm gonna have to click the next button. (while keeping a semi-open mind.)
3.) Creepers. Need I elaborate? Oh my fucking god! Also referred to as "basement dwellers," this breed of gay men seem to never leave the house and their ongoing game of Dungeons and Dragons. Why see the light of day, when you can fantasy role play in medieval garb? See also, "gaymers."
4.) Ken doll syndrome. I get it, you like to be pretty. Enough with the cover up, glittery lipgloss, and mawls. (man shawls) To each her own...
5.) All roads lead to Brooklyn. No, not Rome...Brooklyn. Nine times out of ten, my "matches" live in Brooklyn. Keep in mind, I have it set so that I can view guys who live a maximum of 50 miles from my front door. Yes, I'm lazy...I'd totally prefer it if you lived on my street. Anyway, Brooklyn....the promised land for young gays, it seems, is in no way 50 miles away.
There are plenty of other things, but who wants to read that much. :P
-Mike
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Brilliant! Don't forget about the "Bears." You are quite the cub! hahahaha
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